Workplace Archetype

The Meeting Zombie

AGENDA — Another Garbage Encounter, Nobody Decides Anything. That 45-min meeting could've been a 3-word text.

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A workplace archetype

The Meeting Zombie

AGENDA — Another Garbage Encounter, Nobody Decides Anything

Only 7.7% — but that's 7.7% of the workforce playing the same game with you.

"I don't attend meetings. I survive them."

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