Workplace Archetype

The Coffee Badger

SWIPE — Show Up, Walk Out. I drove an hour to swipe a badge and drink a coffee. That's my RTO compliance.

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A workplace archetype

The Coffee Badger

SWIPE — Show Up, Walk Out

Only 5.8% — but that's 5.8% of the workforce quietly rebelling with you.

"They track my badge. Not my output."

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